Gears Out Man Glitter Sawdust

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(as of Jan 15,2022 04:32:48 UTC – Particulars)

Man Glitter

It’s Your Birthright

Whenever you’re a manly man, you want one thing moreover flannel, beer, and boots to decorate. You want a wholesome dose of Man Glitter!

Man Glitter is created from the very essence of virility…sawdust. Our forefathers toiled and strained to construct properties and cities, and the bottom was affected by wooden shavings and mud inches deep. The sawdust signifies the sacrifice, the blood, the sweat, and the tears of the hardest males that ever lived. It’s your legacy. Don’t use cologne. Don’t use fancy sprays. Apply a beneficiant portion of Man Glitter to your physique, and also you’ll virtually really feel your testosterone ranges skyrocket.

Not Only for Manly Males

Are you slightly weaker than most individuals? Do babies beat you up and take your paycheck? It’s time to man up with Man Glitter. It received’t improve your muscle tissues, however a person lined in sawdust, screaming and operating at them will make any 10-year-old flip tail and run.

Man Glitter is Mom Nature’s steroids.

*NOVELTY USE ONLY*
YES, IT’S MACHO, BROCHACHO – Engaged on a mission isn’t a tidy endeavor, particularly when sawdust is concerned. Whenever you discover it in your hair, pockets, footwear, beard, and buttcrack, don’t consider it as a nuisance. You’re an actual man, rocking the Man Glitter like a boss!
FUNNY WOODWORKING GIFTS FOR GUYS – This humorous gag reward for guys is ideal for all of the storage tinkers, do-it-yourselfers, and grasp craftsmen in your procuring checklist.
HUMOR IMPROVEMENT – Each man who’s into DIY house enchancment is aware of that generally issues aren’t going to go fairly as deliberate. Sprinkle some humor into his tasks with a humorous bag of Man Glitter sawdust.
PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – Regardless of how excessive you rank on the manly man scale, don’t ever eat sawdust. You don’t wish to poop any of these varieties of logs. And, dude? Splinters.
SILLY GIFT FOR MEN ON ANY OCCASION – The Man Glitter Sawdust Gag Reward for Males is a hilarious reward for birthdays, housewarming events, Christmas, workplace reward exchanges, stocking stuffers, winter care packages, Secret Santa items, and White Elephant items.