Moochie The Slacker Sloth

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(as of Jan 15,2022 05:02:46 UTC – Particulars)

Moochie The Slacker Sloth

Ambition. Desires. Ardour. Need to put on pants.

Moochie The Slacker Sloth lacks all of those qualities, and is completely mellow with it. Actually, he prefers his carefree days … and nights … on the sofa.

However…

Moochie’s story didn’t begin out this manner.

As soon as upon time, Moochie was a bright-eyed optimist, with hopes and desires of success and world domination. The automotive. The home. The job. He might have had all of it…

Then, maturity occurred.
After a pair years of carpool lanes, interoffice memos, and school loans, he realized that being a grownup blows. So, he devised a plan…

To do completely zilch. There’s nothing that makes him happier than lounging on the sofa all day, watching the clock tick by whereas everybody else suffers the day by day grind. Life within the sluggish lane is Moochie’s biggest success, and he relishes each final second of an existence with zero expectations.

Now, Moochie is the unsung hero of each grownup who’s had sufficient of the rat race, however lacks the extent of dedication it takes to really let life roll by.

Residing the Dream for You

Moochie the Slacker Sloth is a smooth, cuddly, plush sloth who embodies the guilt-free, sedentary life-style all of us secretly dream of sooner or later in our life … or day. He’s happiest on the sofa, however you’ll be able to take him anyplace you want somebody to do some hardcore chilling for you. He gained’t thoughts, as a result of so long as he has his plush beer and smoke in hand, he’s very happy to roll with something, completely stress-free.

Consists of: Stuffed Animal, Removable Beer Bottle, Removable Smoke, and Reward Tag

LOVING LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE – Moochie has efficiently realized his final dream – working arduous at doing nothing all day lengthy. So long as he has a beer and a smoke, he’s completely blissed out on letting life roll proper on by.
MOOCHIE: SUPER SECRET HERO TO THE EVERYMAN – Deep down, this lovable rogue is the envy of all of the stressed-out, fed up runners in in the present day’s rat race. He might have all of it, he simply merely doesn’t care to attempt that onerous. Ever.
NOTHING BUT TIME TO BURN – Moochie’s dedication to underachieving affords him an countless provide of time to dedicate to his hobbies: binge-watching TV, trolling company social media profiles, and mastering the artwork of aggressive napping – all with out placing down his trusty bottle.
ALL THE SLOTH LIFE ESSENTIALS – Moochie has all the pieces he wants to keep up his stationary life-style. His smooth, plush beer and smoke are hooked up to his paws with Velcro, so he by no means has to go away the sofa. He rocks a white tank high and nil pants, as a result of he as soon as heard to decorate for the job you need, not the job you have got, and he’s not about to take any probabilities.
CUSTOMIZE YOUR MOOCHIE: Each Moochie the Slacker Sloth features a customizable reward tag with slots to fill in your lazy sloth’s given and sloth names so as to add a private contact to your favourite unsung hero.